It's Monday and that means I automatically hate you. You dick!
The Big Ten got some Big Boobies. Yes, I said it.
The Big Ten got some Big Boobies. Yes, I said it.
- Michigan St. Shows Its "Spirit" - Um. So boobs. And boobs. And there's some asses there. But there's like boobs. Need I say more? GO SPARTANS! [Gunaxin]
- 2009 National Douchebag Tournament - We're in the final four of this one, people. Barry Bonds. Octomom. Bernie Madoff. Rush Limbaugh. All deserving. All great examples of douchebaggery. Kinda curious, though, that Jimmy Fallon didn't make it. [Holy Taco]
- Best 11 Cat Puking Videos - Feline regurgitation. Way better than obese gentleman regurgitation. And maybe more functional than canine regurgitation. Any way, there's sure to be a hella big clean up involved. [Best Week Ever]
- Tom Brady's Ball and Chain...Naked - A Michigan kid crosses paths with a Brazilian supermodel who has a penchant for nudity. If only history writes something like "single journalist who hates himself catches the eye of blonde with D-cups who tells him 'to put it anywhere...just anywhere she can feel' because of his humorous, intelligent blog." Ah, yes. Because bitches love intelligence and quirkiness. I'm sure of it. [Tasty Booze]
- Rourke and Rockwell's Iron Man 2 Looks - Sam Rockwell does his best impersonation of Steve Allen (he was the former host of The Tonight Show...before Johnny Carson...wow, I can't believe I'm in my 20s and I know who exactly Steve Allen is). As for Mickey Rourke, he's...um...just Mickey Rourke. [Bam! Kapow!]
- 'Bruno' Draws NC-17 Rating - Do we expect anything less from Borat himself? So how did Sasha Baron Cohen outdo himself? Simulated anal sex, of course. [The Wrap]
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