Saturday, March 28, 2009

Cooter Scooter: Funny/Weird Sh*t Edition


This is literally what I'm doing right now as I post this. Although, why am I peeing sitting down?

You should know how this works. I steal shit from YouTube, regurgitate it for my site, and give you a play-by-play analysis of it. Fair enough?

If you're already sick of Katy Perry, and Lord knows you are, but you still like her music, then don't fear because this clip is the best alternative to your Katy Perry-ness.

This instrumental quartet is called Los Colorados and they are from the Ukraine (Eastern European band with Spanish name? The f*ck?) They perform a rendition of "Hot 'N Cold" but without the Katy Perry floppiness and with the added flavor of an accordion. (I'm too lazy so enter your own Urkel reference here.) The true magic here is when they start singing. You gotta love heavy Russian accents.




In the "Things That Seem Inappropriate But Not" department, the Pull-Ups brand of diapers released a two-minute vid on the "Potty Dance." You know, the awkward and seemingly necessary dance when you're ready to burst. Basically, a kid needs to go potty then suddenly a black guy starts emceeing and shit and, there you have it, we have the 2009 Cha Cha Slide with the added bonus of urination and defecation involved. This is what happens when rap enters suburbia...





Finally, there are no words to describe the 11 seconds of glory and passion that this clip provides. Just watch it.



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