Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sweet. An Alison Lohman Vehicle. She's Going Where?

She is from Palm Springs so it makes sense.

If you could be paid to fool everybody that you're 14, 15, 16, then you're Alison Lohman...or Ellen Page. (References to Juno, Matchstick Men, Hard Candy, White Oleander. I'm a film nerd, so what.) Either way, they're old enough to take shots at the bar, buy cigarettes, and be in pornography that you can't get arrested for (save for snuff films; snuff films at any age is bad).

But the focus here is on Lohman, 29, who is getting top billing for the horror-thriller Drag Me to Hell. I wonder what exactly that movie's all about. I sense a hint of ironic romantic comedy. Twist ending? (Shit-eating smiley face!) Anyways, Lohman is directed in this picture by Sam Raimi aka Mr. Spider Man aka Mr. Evil Dead aka the man who filmed some Katie Holmes boobage.

I respect Lohman's work. Anybody who can come out of a Desert town comprised primarily of grays and gays and become a mainstream movie actor with highly-regarded credits gets my respect. Now if only I could do the same except become a super duper billionaire actor/astronaut/cowboy. (Yes, reference to Family Guy. I'm a TV nerd, so what.)

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