My God can so kick your god's ass anyday.Oh, to be young and single and drunk and slightly bored and slightly neurotic and slightly insulting and slightly insane and much more insane and much more idiotic and slightly horny. Slightly horny? Well, if we're telling the truth... I say all these things because that's how the Sunday night became for me and my running mates of rogues about the crazy wind factory of a valley bowl...bowel...correct, bowl.
Sunday night was Family Guy night and it was fitting to have the silent Desert air broken with this sound made by me and my rapscallions. Just click on it. No other words.
Anyways, after review of my DVR of Sunday night's ep Not All Dogs Go to Heaven, I learned that Family Guy still continues to bat below .500 in my book. It was refreshing to see the Star Trek: TNG (that's The Next Generation for those not in the know. God!) cast including Wil WHeaton. (Cool WHip. WHite Stripes. WHoopi Goldberg. A WHile. Stress the 'H.' See how big a douchebag you become.) AnywHays, the ep had Meg with the mumps, Brian officially going atheist, God on a scooter hover craft or some shit, and Rob Lowe and Adam West being "big movie stars." Who knew the whole universe came from their night lamp. Hm.
No, this is not NPH's alleged interracial gay porn, although you wouldn't know that with this shot. Get him big black man!
Sunday night was Family Guy night and it was fitting to have the silent Desert air broken with this sound made by me and my rapscallions. Just click on it. No other words.
Anyways, after review of my DVR of Sunday night's ep Not All Dogs Go to Heaven, I learned that Family Guy still continues to bat below .500 in my book. It was refreshing to see the Star Trek: TNG (that's The Next Generation for those not in the know. God!) cast including Wil WHeaton. (Cool WHip. WHite Stripes. WHoopi Goldberg. A WHile. Stress the 'H.' See how big a douchebag you become.) AnywHays, the ep had Meg with the mumps, Brian officially going atheist, God on a scooter hover craft or some shit, and Rob Lowe and Adam West being "big movie stars." Who knew the whole universe came from their night lamp. Hm.
No, this is not NPH's alleged interracial gay porn, although you wouldn't know that with this shot. Get him big black man!
I caught How I Met Your Mother on its regular time Monday night. I'm glad it ends up number one every Monday night with the 18-34 crowd, because, believe me, advertisers are so dumb to think that's the segment of America that controls spending. Soon, everyone will know that it's actually 8-15 year old kids with Benjamin Button disease controlling the spending. The hell with you. It's Monday, I can write crappy if I want to.
Anyways, the ep called Murtaugh covers Ted's list of things he and Barney are too old for. The list was named after the fabulous Sgt. Roger Murtaugh character played by Danny Glover in the Lethal Weapon movies (still a classic no matter what you think of the Jew-hating Australian in the movie). He would always say "I'm getting too old for this [stuff]." (Stupid TV-14 television show said "stuff." "Shit" never hurt anybody.) Thus, you have the Murtaugh list.
We get Barney trying to challenge Ted on competing lists -- Barney completes the Murtaugh list and Ted completes the anti(?)-Murtaugh list, which is basically everything he's too young to do. For some reason, and I'm being serious here, I believe in the Murtaugh list. Despite my age and despite my calling in life at this moment, which is wanking behind a laptop/computer desk for 8-12 hours a day, I have become more unable to do some of the things I could have done back in the day, mostly involving food. So leave space on my Murtaugh list for eating two whole pizzas and drinking two 2-liters of Coke in one sitting. Also leave some space for "sharting," although who's not too old for shitting in their pants? I think I'm the only one. Shut up, it's Monday, I can write crappy if I want to.
Thus, I mercifully end this blog entry. You may begin losing faith in me.
My God can still kick your god's ass though. Rasberries, bitch!
Anyways, the ep called Murtaugh covers Ted's list of things he and Barney are too old for. The list was named after the fabulous Sgt. Roger Murtaugh character played by Danny Glover in the Lethal Weapon movies (still a classic no matter what you think of the Jew-hating Australian in the movie). He would always say "I'm getting too old for this [stuff]." (Stupid TV-14 television show said "stuff." "Shit" never hurt anybody.) Thus, you have the Murtaugh list.
We get Barney trying to challenge Ted on competing lists -- Barney completes the Murtaugh list and Ted completes the anti(?)-Murtaugh list, which is basically everything he's too young to do. For some reason, and I'm being serious here, I believe in the Murtaugh list. Despite my age and despite my calling in life at this moment, which is wanking behind a laptop/computer desk for 8-12 hours a day, I have become more unable to do some of the things I could have done back in the day, mostly involving food. So leave space on my Murtaugh list for eating two whole pizzas and drinking two 2-liters of Coke in one sitting. Also leave some space for "sharting," although who's not too old for shitting in their pants? I think I'm the only one. Shut up, it's Monday, I can write crappy if I want to.
Thus, I mercifully end this blog entry. You may begin losing faith in me.
My God can still kick your god's ass though. Rasberries, bitch!
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