Sunday, March 22, 2009

Rise and Shine!


Demi Moore's screen test for something or rather...


Ashton Kutcher is king douche. The best he has offered society is...shit...nothing. If it wasn't enough to alienate the people he works with by making them look like asses after a practical joke, then...oh, look an ass.


So the Kutch took a picture of his wife Demi Moore's bottom and posted it today on his Twitter account. I guess this is the result of several things: A morning love-making session that tired him out so Demi decided to shower, get ready and such. In the process, Ashton uses his skills acquired while shooting those Nikon commercials to become his own personal paparazzi and shoot the ever glorious rear so sneakily, thus, the formula to Ashton Kutcher's offering to society. We so not forgive you, though, Mr. Kutcher, for Just Married...or The Butterfly Effect...or What Happens in Vegas...or My Boss's Daughter...or The Guardian...or Guess Who...or Dude, Where's My Car? (well, not so much that movie. It did have Jennifer Garner in it and I find that as forgiveness.)

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