The Most Useless World Record of All-Time

Still setting the clock. Still setting black people back 400 years.

35 seconds was what it took for Flava Flav to Yeah, Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeee his way into the history books. I thought his most prominent world record was spreading herpes to 24 chicks at the same time (F'n Flava of Love chicks.) Flav spent his 50th birthday (GD! 50th?) thinking he got into the records with the long ass exclamation. I think after all the coke he was sniffing, I don't think he knew a world record attempt was going on.

If there was a "jumping the shark" equivalent to the rap game, Flava Flav embodies it.

TMZ.com has the "world record":

How he can manage to pull in a house full of hood rat b*tches and turn that into a reality show is still beyond me. It's like one of those worldly mysteries...like how Jerry Lewis is still alive with a full head of black hair?