Strip Club Holds Job Fair

Yes. They 'sucky sucky' at strip clubs.

A Providence, RI strip club held a job fair to fill positions (innuendo: TAKE A SHOT!) as waitressing, bartending, masseusing (sp?), and kindergarten school teaching...at least that's a character one stripper would play before showing the cooter (hey, that's the name of the site!) About 35 positions were up for grabs, and most of the 150 applicants were dudes wanting to apply as bouncers. (big f'n bummer). What of the women? Oh, yeah bigger f'n bummer:

...most of the women said they were looking for work that didn't involve taking their clothes off. (AP, Providence Journal)

Ok, to be fair, it is a strip club. Take this from an outside perspective: when dudes start applying at the strip club, you know that this strip club job fair was a total FAIL. No, not just that. When the women that apply don't want to apply as an "onstage adult performer" at a f*ckin' strip club (!), that's the total FAIL. You just can't expect to be a woman applying for a job at these places and not have to remove clothes. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?! Just because you have the cooter (there's the website again !), the mammaries, and the charm doesn't mean you can pick any job you want to in this F'n economy! Women, we're f'd right now. If you want to make your life a little better right now with the low qualifications you might have, get what you can. And while you're at it, get me a beer!