Don't you cross the ShamWow! guy. He'll wipe you clean.
Here's your Catch-22 of the week, ladies and gentlemen. You do a morally questionable thing like hire a "fellatious" woman to play with your male happy parts for one night. (ORIGINAL STORY) You start kissing that woman, and, in return, that woman starts biting down on your tongue so hard that the only way to let her loose is beat the holy hell out of her. Now, we're not talking Rihanna and Chris Brown here. We're talking the f*ckin' ShamWow! guy and a hooker -- a very good looking hooker BTW. (Damn, the ShamWow! guy knows how to pick 'em.) Did the hooker get her upends? Or is Vince Shlomi wrong for beating a woman, no less a hooker? Should the hooker had waited until she got "fellatious?" (Ouch.)
Oh. New pictures of the alleged hooker in question, Sasha Harris, were released over the weekend, obtained by TMZ. (I swear, they must have CIA agents or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles working for them. They can get whatever they want before everyone else can. I so wanna work for them. *sigh*)
One more thing: TMZ says prosecutors dropped felony assault charges against both Shlomi and Harris. Go figure.
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