Ruh roh. A political post!
I'd like to thank you, Mr. Jordan, on teaching me the non-productive aspects of human sexuality.
Do you think Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana will learn his lesson tonight? The good curried gubernatorial leader of the Pelican State will once again speak opposite to President Obama tonight following a news conference at the White House. The last time we saw Mr. Jindal, he bit through the President's policies following the pseudo-State of the Union last month. The negative spin to the President's speech was GOP protocol, but his Southern drawl and cordial-sounding story telling of the response got him a sh*tstorm from fellow Republicans. And by shitstorm, I mean, old white dudes in his party didn't want to associate with him. When he brought over the chicken curry for the GOP Pot Luck, nobody ate it (that's a lie). Conservative pundits were left in disbelief over the "best they can do" tactic after Obama's speech. Of course, this is what the GOP actually had the best to do -- counter a colored president with a colored governor. If the GOP wanted to do something earth shattering for a response, they should have just put in Alan Keyes, gave him coke, and tell him to just go shit wild, do what black dudes do in a barbershop (according to Coming to America).
In the non-political aspect of Jindal's speech, you can just hear Gov. Bobby channel NBC page Kenneth from 30 Rock. Click on the clip below, close your eyes, and imagine as if Kenneth was there telling you about his upbringing in rural Georgiah (heh. Rural Juror. heh):
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And now, the resulting sh*tstorm:
Gotta love Rachel Maddow's "response."
Fox News essentially threw Jindal under the bus.
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