Pharrell Unable to Entertain Himself a Big Mac

Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes and N.E.R.D. is a musical innovator. I mean, who can make '80s synthesizers 'gangsta' and 'hood' while putting some Louis Vuitton-funk in between (my God, did I say something pretty douchey?) He's cool in my book except for the fact that he was partially responsible for laying a massive turd on Common's Universal Mind Control.

Anyways, below is Pharrell coaxing a McDonald's at an airport in Paris to open the only way he knows how (from RealTalkNY):

Just like the McDonald's in the States, French McDo employees don't take sh*t. And they will distinctly let you know that your craving for a Big Mac will be all for naught because the breakfast menu secedes every order, no matter if you're an "international music star."

BTW, they still call Quarter Pounders with Cheese in France "Royale with Cheese"?