Making an "Ass" Out of the Kardashians

I actually know the "name" of that actress. Kinda tells you what I'm into.

In "Sh*t That You Definitely Saw Coming" news (heh, coming), Hustler Entertainment is set to release (heh, release, heheh) a pornographic film spoofing the reality TV show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" (heh, keeping up, heheheh). The film's title is no surprise: "Keeping it Up for the KardASSians."

Of course, at least one Kardashian (Kim, the one who puts the "ass" in the family name) has tackled pornographic controversy. And now that the Kardashians are collectively affected by the adult film community, it was fitting for them to be upset over it.

Sources tell TMZ the entire Kardashian family is "taking legal action" against Hustler Entertainment after learning about the XXX spoof of their reality show.

We're also told the people at E! Entertainment are also considering their legal options -- it might be because the signature "whistly theme song" in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show. [TMZ]

Apparently, the trailer (which you can see clicking here -- I'm not embedding that sh*t...I ain't getting flagged today) spoofs everything the girls do on the show, except that their using some porn angles with the girls. There's evidence of girl-on-girl (because "Khloe" suddenly has the craving for carpet) and MILF action (because the mother Kris had to have a "role" in the thing and, let's face it, when someone like her is responsible for making two hot daughters and, amazingly, a cow, then she deserves a role). I actually have nothing further to say because the real comedy is in how these bitches got the real show to begin with. I laugh out of pity.