Gangsta Reggae Groove with Your Coffee?

Soldier Jim Fal Live
by yardie4lifever2

I've already explained the douchebaggery of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. His monologue is full of dry jokes that he knows won't illicit jams of laughter but he says them anyways. And at times, he's so awkward towards his guests. I come out of it listening to his damn laughter in my head. Get it out of me! GET IT OUT OF ME! I keep wondering why I save his shows on my DVR. Gr! Then, I realized he might have a very hot blonde on the program or a kick-ass musical guests once and a while.

Well, Big Macs be damned because Pharrell and Co. provided some reggae, electrobeat groove with the premier of their song "Soldier." It's a f*ckin' riotous song and I suggest you take a listen. And make sure you're sparkin' the blaze and slappin' the bass, con boy! (Imagine a Jamaican accent...**shakes head in utter embarrassment**)

Pharrell Unable to Entertain Himself a Big Mac

Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes and N.E.R.D. is a musical innovator. I mean, who can make '80s synthesizers 'gangsta' and 'hood' while putting some Louis Vuitton-funk in between (my God, did I say something pretty douchey?) He's cool in my book except for the fact that he was partially responsible for laying a massive turd on Common's Universal Mind Control.

Anyways, below is Pharrell coaxing a McDonald's at an airport in Paris to open the only way he knows how (from RealTalkNY):

Just like the McDonald's in the States, French McDo employees don't take sh*t. And they will distinctly let you know that your craving for a Big Mac will be all for naught because the breakfast menu secedes every order, no matter if you're an "international music star."

BTW, they still call Quarter Pounders with Cheese in France "Royale with Cheese"?