They Are Actually Doing This?!

I'm glad the art of porn parodies are alive and well.

**Shakes head**

**Takes sip of morning tea**

**Buries head into hand**

**Closes eyes in agony**

**Looks back up at computer screen, fingers on the keys**

So guess what I found out this morning. They are making a porn spoof of a spoof.

**Head looks down. Shakes head**

**Takes big gulp of tea. Still agonizing**

**Fingers back on keys**

Somehow, I shouldn't be surprised that a porn parody of Scrubs will be made. I've said before that it's one of my favorite shows right now. The cast has been chosen and everything, yet, the cleverly thought out title hasn't been released (heh, released). So...

**Sharp pain goes through head. Agonizing some more**

Why am I "agonizing," you say? I mean, I love a good f*ck picture once and a while but reading the script alone just screams fan fiction rather than professional pornography. And, to my awe-inspiring surprise, someone greenlit fan fiction with a lot of f*cking in it. TMZ, thankfully, highlights all the sex scenes. Just to prime you guys, reading a porn screenplay is not what you think. They put in "sex scene" and whoever is in it without any "particulars" and "specifics." SPOILER ALERT! Have you ever wondered what a three-way between J.D., Elliot, and Turk would look like on Scrubs? Then, wonder no further.

Two things before I close this bitch out: I will not be surprised if the producers of the real show sue for copyright infringement. I bet they will shut this thing down before the first pop shot goes off. And I might have to make re-writes on my Lost fan fiction script. They'll make anything into a porn parody these days.

[Full story from TMZ here and the cast of the real and spoof Scrubs here.]

UPDATE: So they also did a porn parody of The Office with Ashlynn Brooke playing the "titular" (hehe, I was able to write it in. SCORE!) Michael Scott character. Ashlynn used to date Alfonso Ribiero (Carlton dance, anyone?) The VSFW version of the trailer is here.

Making an "Ass" Out of the Kardashians

I actually know the "name" of that actress. Kinda tells you what I'm into.

In "Sh*t That You Definitely Saw Coming" news (heh, coming), Hustler Entertainment is set to release (heh, release, heheh) a pornographic film spoofing the reality TV show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" (heh, keeping up, heheheh). The film's title is no surprise: "Keeping it Up for the KardASSians."

Of course, at least one Kardashian (Kim, the one who puts the "ass" in the family name) has tackled pornographic controversy. And now that the Kardashians are collectively affected by the adult film community, it was fitting for them to be upset over it.

Sources tell TMZ the entire Kardashian family is "taking legal action" against Hustler Entertainment after learning about the XXX spoof of their reality show.

We're also told the people at E! Entertainment are also considering their legal options -- it might be because the signature "whistly theme song" in the porno sounds awfully similar to the one in the show. [TMZ]

Apparently, the trailer (which you can see clicking here -- I'm not embedding that sh*t...I ain't getting flagged today) spoofs everything the girls do on the show, except that their using some porn angles with the girls. There's evidence of girl-on-girl (because "Khloe" suddenly has the craving for carpet) and MILF action (because the mother Kris had to have a "role" in the thing and, let's face it, when someone like her is responsible for making two hot daughters and, amazingly, a cow, then she deserves a role). I actually have nothing further to say because the real comedy is in how these bitches got the real show to begin with. I laugh out of pity.