Thursday, May 28, 2009

Super Ultra Mega Baby NOT on the Way

Shipoopi!

So that's a no on hot Frankenbaby? Tom, do explain.

After practice on Thursday, the quarterback talked about the importance of a wife and "children." But when reporters asked Brady, who has a son with actress Bridget Moynahan, whether another child [with model, wife Gisele Bundchen] was on the way, Brady shook his head and said, "No."

"One is enough," Brady said. [AP]

Aside from the obvious attractability, I still don't get how Tom Brady, a backup quarterback at University of Michigan and an all-out all-American boy from the Bay Area, can score some hot, international, exotic trim like Gisele. It's not like he threw a pass and accidentally hit her in the nose in the backyard of the Brady Family home. Or maybe he did. He was Greg Brady, right?

Anyways, it's times like these that we could use the "If They Mated" segment from Late Night with Conan O'Brien. I bet they'd get this diaper dandy of a baby.

[Eds. Note: Yes, I know that's David Beckham. No, I have no man-crush on him. In fact, I googled hot chicks in diapers. Sure enough...]

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