Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Jose Canseco Gets Beat, Paid
Let's say you wanted to pit a mongoose against a rattlesnake in a no holds barred mixed martial arts exhibition...of nature. What's different, though, is the mongoose is a greasy, broke, Steroid-user who snitched on other mongeese (?) for using unfair means to get ahead in the mongoose game and the rattlesnake is a 7'2" Korean with some ounce of knowledge and experience tearing the shit up of other mongeese and who also looks like a cross between Bond villains Jaws and Oddjob. This video kinda is like that except you also hear f'n Wild Thing play in the background. Anyways, the mongoose gets his ass beat rather unceremoniously. The mongoose also needed a check like now, now.
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