Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Porn Industry Ran Out of Ideas

Let's leave it to porno to help us jerk off to hilarity.

Earlier this year, I pointed out the production of the Scrubs porn parody and how it made me gag and nag at the fact that one of my favorite shows on television is getting such a dubious treatment. Of course, during the course of the year, I said screw it and let's see the JD parody have a three-way with the Elliot parody and Todd parody. (Really, sex can't be that rampant in a hospital.) I thought they would stop short of just Scrubs, Keeping Up with the Kardashians (bad idea for a parody, BTW), and The Office, which looked to be a tough thing to parody what with making Dwight F-able and turning Michael Scott into a big boobed blonde. (Kudos to that casting coup. Bravo!) But now we got more of that same parody stuff coming (notice, no attempt at double entendre there).

Here are the shows being parodied. Keep in mind, all are SFW. But if you can't wait longer, you can pop in your DVDs of 30 Rock and imagine Tina Fey's Liz Lemon getting poled (there, an, albeit, poor attempt at double entendre):

Scrubs: XXX Parody

Aside from all the sex, are there HPA rules on intercourse all over a hospital. Geez, seriously.

30 Rock: XXX Parody

I'd like to point out that all the characters have their names blatantly changed, because, of course, lawsuits galore. Still, you got to love how the black porn actor tries poorly at matching the comedic insanity of Tracy Morgan. I'm a black robot muthafucka.

Seinfeld: XXX Parody

Of course, this one caught my eye for the worst parody of the bunch. Then again, when you have the "Porn Nazi," all bets are off. Eh. At least the hair department did a good job with the Elaine haircut and then keeping it on the actress' head during those, ahem, movable parts.

Friends: XXX Parody

Rachelle? Freebie? Moanica?! Of course, watch out for the big Russ and Rachelle love scene. They're always breaking up and getting back together a lot. Those kids.

That '70's Show: XXX Parody

It has everything you loved about the TV series and as an extra bonus, there's no Ashton Kutcher. Sidebar: I never liked Laura Prepon as an actress and I still don't. She's like nails on a chalkboard.

Entourage: XXX Parody

Well, with the sex in the actual show, isn't the parody already in the show? Funny how they make a parody within the parody. Those kids.

The X Files: XXX Parody

And when you thought Gillian Anderson wasn't any more F-able... Still, this is dubbed a "Dark XXX Parody." Isn't that reserved for the porn parodies of The Cosby Show or Good Times or The Jeffersons?