What's Romanian for "But I love your D's!"
Terrifically titillating teenage tennis sensation Simona Halep was recently ousted in the second round of the French Open. Yeah, you lost, Simona, but that doesn't mean you have to take it out on your breasts!
Halep is reportedly planning breast-reduction surgery, because her superhuman chest somehow doesn't help her play tennis.
Halep was definitely talking about her lady lumps and is clearly aware of the the, uh ... logistical complications that they create for a bouncy, quick-moving tennis player... [Deadspin]
The Deadspin article sourced an obscure Romanian web site for Halep's intentions, although it appears nobody knows what the hell people are saying and there's a good possiblity that she's not getting that reduction.
Just somethings of note, Halep is not even 17 yet so those same feelings you have for Miley Cyrus need apply. Still, which classmate in high school did you want to motorboat?
And to drive this straight-up perverted post home (because, believe me, there was nothing here of intellectual value to be said), here's how you can keep booby watching without...booby...watching. Heh?
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