Katharine's Got 'Paparazzi Protection'

Trust me. That's Katharine McPhee.

Funny or Die is once again helping an otherwise unfunny celebrity get all hilarious and what not, this time with a vid about Quween, Katharine McPhee's "paparazzi protection."

Quween apparently got up from her box she was sleeping in and came to the American Idol runner-up's rescue (video here) when she was just walking down the street in L.A. She was bat shit crazy then and, in this vid, she's bat shit crazy now. And now, thanks to viral internets and all those blogging trends and Jello pudding, Quween will be appearing next season on Dancing with the Stars. I called it!

Can we get back to Katherine McPhee, though? I mean, besides her DO-ability, she is so cute and so beautiful. And she sings like an angel. She would be the perfect wife.

What?

She's married?

To who?

Who?!

He's 45?!