Friday, May 15, 2009

Chinese Food = Steroids?


I smell lawsuit! Shitty little Chinese chain City Wok (yes, there are actual City Wok franchises) sent me this e-mail coupon. In it, the restaurant offers "Performance Enhancing Chinese Food," as if MSG and trans fat could enhance my performance in anything. Also in it, images of Roger Clemens, Manny Ramirez, and Alex Rodriguez. Poor little juicers. Now, a Chinese restaurant is reaming them too.

I have no opinion as to whether this coupon is in bad taste or whether those guys should have seen it coming. Bottom line, though, I got five dollars off sesame chicken. Suck it, nerds!

I win!

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