| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
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Ok, ok. She's kinda sorta alright, looks wise. But under those platinum locks of hers lies a freaky deaky daughter of a prisoner of war (eh, shouldn't really mention that since this article is about me thinking of Ms. McCain as a viable, sexual, intellectual being). During her appearance on The Colbert Report, Meghan, one of the faces of her father John's presidential campaign in '08, reaffirmed her social stances. Aside from being pro-gay marriage, she's also pro-sex...education, something she admits, embarrasingly, to "practicing." Hot. She goes further by saying that abstinence may not be as effective in this generation. So fuck it, use a condom, she implied. I think given the right amount of time and the appropriate forum, she might even go into telling us what kinds of positions she prefers. (Please say doggy. Please say doggy.) Bottom line, it just reaffirms my opinion on conservatives and Republicans and that they are all closeted sexual freaks. And if that's the case, I might be swayed to rock the Grand Ol' Party. That's only if Meghan and Cindy McCain help me make up my mind. Eh? Eh? **Eye wink**
BTW, Meghan, just like 1/24th of the world's population, blogs. Thought you should know that.
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