Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Something for the Lunch Crowd

[WWTDD] The remnants of an angsty, rich teen actress or the current waste of a Hollywood mom?

You can't always trust Tori Spelling. But you can always trust Tori Spelling to be Tori Spelling. And with that epitaph, may I throw up in my mouth a little bit. You know her story, if you weren't living under Jennifer Love Hewitt's butt flaps. Short version: actress daughter of billionaire TV producer, battled alleged bulimia, lightning rod of the paparzzi, and combined her evil powers with Brian Austin Green to be the most insufferable couple on network television. And, oh, yeah, the saggy implants. **Sound of me puking**

And if that doesn't leave you squeamish, here's a pro soccer game in South Africa with a routine race for the ball that "goes for broke" [from WithLeather]

No comments:

Post a Comment