Monday, April 20, 2009

WTF is 'Opposite Marriage'?

I hate beauty pageants with a passion. And I do not dare post anything emphasizing the fact that pageants are essentially a glorified herding of blondes and your occasional black version of Barbie. But check it out, Miss California is creating a shit storm.

There are some points to this whole question and answer massacre between Miss Cali-Cali and Miss Perez Hilton. Ms. Carrie Prejean did stick to her guns about her stance on gay (opposite?) marriage. The hitch, though, was that that was how her family brought her up, according to that very contrived verbal diarrhea. (Good God!) And, apparently, we live in a country where we can decide on "opposite" marriage despite the fact that Miss Hilton did say four states have legalized that kind of marriage.

[Perez Hilton has more on the pageant shit storm on his blog. Enjoy all the MS Paint edits of pictures with crudely created penii.]

Ah. Judges asking questions to deer essentially staring at headlights pageant contestants have to be the best part of these nationally televised herdings. How will we be able to start a fervor over shit like Miss California's response and this little blonde headed cutie's reply to finding things on a map?

Gotta love ultra-superficial estrogenic incoherency!

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