Words Hurt, and, Apparently, Pictures Do Too

Why do I have a feeling a reality show is in her future?

I'm pretty sure Miss California, Carrie Prejean, did not want all this attention aimed at her. In fact, I think if she actually won Miss America, she would be an afterthought and gratified with becoming the guest of honor at the New Jersey State Boat Show.

But, alas, the woman who has gained all this exposure out of thin air for making a gay pageant judge and blogger mad just for saying how she felt, rather bitingly, is still making waves. (Although, I respect the "free expression," I am in now way wanting to defend her. She's a bonehead.) And, to what I believe is the peak of her "fifteen minutes," new pictures of her topless and in nothing but underwear made internets today. TheDirty.com has six of these pictures, which are rather tame from first glance but, to what I understand, get progressively risque.

My beef with Ms. Prejean and with every other celebrity just like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian is that these people gain the fame they have for something rather mundane or trivial, and, at times, selfish. Shouldn't people that have made a lasting and fundamental offering to society get the limelight? Ms. Prejean just said what was on her mind at an ill-advised time. Then, she got famous for getting in a fight with Perez Hilton...and for allegedly getting breast implants from the California pageant committee...and for showing her ta-tas on picture, which apparently were taken after she got the new boobs. Not really things I would get behind a person for.

Bad liberal media. Bad, bad,liberal media. Stop making people who aren't deserving of the public's love celebrities.

WTF is 'Opposite Marriage'?

I hate beauty pageants with a passion. And I do not dare post anything emphasizing the fact that pageants are essentially a glorified herding of blondes and your occasional black version of Barbie. But check it out, Miss California is creating a shit storm.

There are some points to this whole question and answer massacre between Miss Cali-Cali and Miss Perez Hilton. Ms. Carrie Prejean did stick to her guns about her stance on gay (opposite?) marriage. The hitch, though, was that that was how her family brought her up, according to that very contrived verbal diarrhea. (Good God!) And, apparently, we live in a country where we can decide on "opposite" marriage despite the fact that Miss Hilton did say four states have legalized that kind of marriage.

[Perez Hilton has more on the pageant shit storm on his blog. Enjoy all the MS Paint edits of pictures with crudely created penii.]

Ah. Judges asking questions to deer essentially staring at headlights pageant contestants have to be the best part of these nationally televised herdings. How will we be able to start a fervor over shit like Miss California's response and this little blonde headed cutie's reply to finding things on a map?

Gotta love ultra-superficial estrogenic incoherency!