That headline was to shock people. Of course, childhood labor is very un-American, unless one of those children were to be part of a set of twins or sextuplets or octuplets and that automatically churns out a meal ticket for the brave woman that pushed them out and the lazy man that just happened to hit it on all cylinders during the conception.
As you may have no doubt heard, Jon and Kate Gosselin, the parents of the said sets of twins and sextuplets, are divorcing, as it was unsurprisingly announced on their Jon and Kate Plus 912 program. You really hate to see the dissolution of a relationship. But, of course, you mix in one volatile attitude with an unrelenting slob and eight quarter-Asian children and TV cameras, you get a big mess on your hand. At this point, I think the misery of it all is enough for Kate to wish she bought that diaphragm or got that morning after pill...or for Jon to just hit on that other chick that totally wasn't Kate. That way, neither of these people would have such infamy blasted in their faces. Then again, though, Kate would not have gotten that tight mommy body she got and Jon would not have gotten that full head of hair he acquired from the Hair Club for Men.
It's a shame. Who knows? Maybe when the little Gosselin boys grow up, Dad will probably show them the proper way to holler at bitches on the side and to negotiate with a hooker. And maybe the Gosselin girls will learn from their mom how to create an insufferable atmosphere to choke a roomful of puppies.
UPDATE: So Kate says in divorce papers that she and Jon were already separated, for at least the past two years, thus, creating the biggest televised sham ever!
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