Tuesday, July 21, 2009

That Pesky Erin Andrews Video

Yeah. The shirt's in the way. I get it.

Hey, dude! Did you hear about that leaked video of Erin Andrews nude? No WAY!

Yes, I am joining the fray in mention Ms. Andrews in her birthday suit doing stuff that thin, well-spoken blondes do in their hotel room. No, I don't have the video or the pics. And apparently, if you track a copy down, its embedded with malware. So all that effort to jerk off to grainy video of a peeping tom camera shot of a woman...and I do mean...A woman will be all for naught when the virus is on your computer.

Anyways, the whole fracas over the video has ESPN and Erin angry and they want answers immediately. Thank God for TMZ, though. They think they have this one answered, including who it might be rolling the camera -- someone she knows?? (For the record, 'twas not me. I was stalking my redheaded neighbor that time.)

TMZ has reviewed six videos shot by the peeping Tom who secretly videotaped Erin Andrews in her hotel room as the ESPN reporter walked around naked, not having a clue she was being watched ... and there are signs the person who taped it may be connected with the coverage of athletic events.

Four of the clips were shot in the same hotel. The remaining two were shot in a different hotel. In the first hotel, the peephole is round. In the second hotel, the peephole is jagged. The furniture in the two hotel rooms is completely different. In the first set of videos, Erin is naked, curling her hair while looking into a mirror. It appears all four clips are from the same video. In the second set of clips, Erin is also naked, ironing a pair of pants.

The videos raise the suspicion that the person who shot them may have been familiar with her work schedule and may have been traveling with her. Erin's people are on the hunt for the culprit.

So to sum it up, Erin got naked in the privacy of her own room with the understanding and presumability that she could, even to the point of ironing her own pants (hot!). But then again, it just seems too contrived of a story for real life. Didn't we see this with Quaqmire on some God-forsaken episode of Family Guy. Anyways, talk of naked ladies has got me all hot. I think, I'll go to Hollywood and find me a hooker that looks exactly like Erin Andrews. Peeping tom? PEEP THIS, HOOKER WHO LOOKS LIKE ERIN ANDREWS.

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