Girl-On-Girl Brutality

I'm open to girl fights all the time. Nothing says all-American when two women who disagree with something so trivial as talking about each other behind each other's back or not being there for each other when they should have been. I don't know, that's what girls argue about, right? I am working that stereotype, right?

Anyways, I made that whole prologue to point out that a women's MMA match main evented a MMA card for the first time in history. And it pitted my darling Gina Carano and some woman named Cyborg. Needless to say, as I called it in a previous post, my Gina-bear got beaten to the canvas just as hard as a Van Gogh painting. Cyborg relentlessly pounded the technically-sound Carano in the first round with the ref calling the fight 1 second before the first round bell.

Despite all the hoopla, I think this beats the hell out of the classic girl-on-girl matchups. Venus vs. Serena. Seles vs. Graf. Kramer vs. Kramer. Maybe not so much Kramer vs. Kramer but how many girlfights have there been?

Hopefully my Gina-bear recovers from this. I'll get you ice and a nice heat pack for you, baby.

Something Tells Me Gina Carano is F**ked

There's absolutely nothing sexy about the "rear naked choke."

Let's preface here. I know as much about MMA as I do about the furry fetish, which is very little. (See, I almost led you to believe I know all about furry/mascot sex. Well, I don't. So, rasberries, bitch!) But I do know a little to get me by, just like how the hell I know what's going on when I first followed Lost this past season. Plus, there's a little thing called Wikipedia. That, like my affliction for staring at asses, male or female (WTF?), I DO do alot. Heh. Do do.

Anyways, MMA has a super female fight fest coming up between the sextacularly tough Gina Carano and the fugtacularly rough Cris "Cyborg" Santos. The Brazilian Santos talked to some MMA reporter douche for a website, which that alone says "reputible journalism," and got to brass tasks demonstrating what she would do to Carano...on the reporter douche.

Here's the vid. You can fast forward to the 4:13 mark for nitty gritty:

For someone nicknamed "Cyborg," she really puts on that Ivan Drago impression. I think she will "break" my beautiful Gina-bear. I mean, the reporter douche looked virtually dead.

On the plus side, I think I just stained my pants. Was I turned on by this near snuff film? Maybe.