We played Thomas the Tank Engine. She told me to put my train in her tunnel.
Playboy Magazine, which is the only periodical I read ONLY for the articles, will publish an interview with Lil' Wayne. In it, Weezy F. Baby talks about the moment he lost his virginity. It's something so far fetched and so unbelievable that for someone of Wayne's stature, I actually believe. It just makes me wonder if I could have gotten more play from those good ol' games of Sorry! and Operation with the neighborhood girl next door.
Should I repost this? This is like kiddie porn. I didn't do anything, so no harm done:
I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do. [Best Week Ever/Dlisted]
Hm. Lil' Wayne father a child at 14. Shit. At 11 to 14, my only concern was if I could get that science diorama the correct way it should be. My thoughts were never on playing Uno and then putting my uno in the dos. All power to the dopest rapper in the game right now. If only I could find that girl to "let her do what she do."
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