I have never been privy to NASCAR racing. In fact, I think the only racing I keep up with is IndyCar and that's only because those teams are able to hire little bunches of long, wavy-haired hotness. (Mika Dano, Danica P., I'm talkin' bout you.)
But this seemed pretty exciting. Carl Edwards in the #99 car totally looked like he was joining Dale Earnhardt at the big track in the sky when he went airborne at Talledega.
Other than that, let's dispel some rumors. Not all NASCAR fans or racers are the product of inbreeding or engage in such activity. Also, NASCAR is not simply a family-friendly corporation. Despite shying away from Winston and Busch, these fools still want to cut a rug with the "sinful" products. I still say they need to rename the Dover, Delaware race the KY Jelly Tight Curve 400. You know, to get through those hard-to-get-in spots. And Jeff Gordon, no matter what you're thinking, still cheated on his wife, no matter how hard you want to deny it.
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