ILVTOFU Too!

That's right, Colorado. I love "TOFU" and there's nothing mushy about it, either.

One lady got in trouble because Colorado has a nasty mind. Ha. Hahaha. Ha.

Colorado vegan Kelly Coffman-Lee loves tofu, but the dirty-minded DMV wouldn't let her get a personalized license plate reading "ILVTOFU," for fear that other dirty-minded drivers would misinterpret the vanity plate's message.

Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for sex."

Coffman-Lee, however, thinks the DMV shouldn't be able to censor her passion for bean curd. "That's a little bit '1984' to me," she says. [Asylum]

You can't blame the Rocky Mountain State for putting the brakes on a near disastrous vanity plate. Imagine what drivers on the road would think when they see ILVTOFU on the back of that lady's SUV. Meat eaters would be like, "I resent that! Don't be spreading that veganism hatred on me, sister!" And other vegans would be like, "Show everybody up with your great sign about loving TOFU, will ya? Why I oughta..." Is there nothing sacred about showing your love about bean curd cubes?

Oh, yeah, she loves to f*ck you, as well. So there's that.