Get Ready to "Make It Work" This Summer

Tim Gunn, believe it or not, is my hero. No man can pass for straight and come up with such keen fashion sense like him. He is straight, right?

The suck fest that is the lawsuit over the airing of Project Runway's sixth season has come to an end. In a statement by NBC Universal, the owner of the former home to PR, Bravo, the Weinstein Company, which began with two keen, fat, possibly gay Jewish brothers,will pay the peacock-globe company to air the program. (Once again, EW.com reported on the story first. GR!)

"NBC Universal, The Weinstein Company and Lifetime have resolved their disputes," read a statement released today by NBC Universal, which owns Bravo, Runway's home for five seasons. "The Weinstein Company will pay NBCU for the right to move Project Runway to Lifetime. All of the parties are pleased with the outcome.

(When The Weinstein Co. announced last April that Runway would be moving to Lifetime, NBC Universal sued for breach of contract. Eventually, The Weinstein Co. countersued NBC Universal for allegedly failing to properly promote season 5, and Lifetime then sued both parties.)

The rest of the article goes on to tell what Lifetime and the Weinstein Company said about the end of the legal battle. I love what they say because it's a virtual wanking-fest among Lifetime, NBC, and the Weinsteins. And it's very ironic considering each party sued each other and I believe a trading of a mule and a couple of loaves of bread were involved...and I think there was a part where Christian Soriano had to actually do it with a girl. Anyways, the show is coming back and the questioning of my manhood will return. God, I still love Project Runway.

This has absolutely nothing to do with PR except that it's what I still consider the hottest thing Heidi Klum has done.

'PR's' Kenley Responds to Cat-Throwing Incident (B*tch Still Crazy)

In between all the meetings and duties of my actual job, I still spend my time to make you idolize me. Now, idolize, dammit! Idolize!

Do not believe a thing this bitch says.

You have to admit one thing. Without Project Runway on-the-air and in limbo, Ms. Kenley Collins definitely keeps that show culturally relevant. (Although, I'm still dumbfounded as to how Mr. Acid-burned face Seal reeled in Heidi Klum. It's amongst the biggest puzzles I have yet to form.)

So Kenley is responding to the infamous cat throwing incident against her ex-boyfriend, which Kenley herself calls a regular Tuesday morning. (ORIGINAL STORY) She tells EW.com exclusively (f*ck, do I ever hate Entertainment Weekly) that she "gently" tossed her cat on the ex's bed during an argument. And, oh yeah, she viciously threw a laptop computer, apples, and "some" water. Out of this, she finagled her way to downgrading her arrest charges connected to the alleged tantrum from felony assault to misdemeanor assault (AP says anyways).

Bottom line: no pussy...cat is safe from this delusional bitch. No $2,500 MacBook Pro is either. And until Ms. Collins finds me and puts me in a knee brace/neck brace/iron lung/cock cast, then I have no problem tearing this pussy...cat-throwing chick down.

Oh, f*ck! Did I just goad this bitch into finding me?

Here's Kenley during the season five finale:

"Project Runway" B*tch = Total Fail

Kenley. Oh, Kenley.

I am the most unlikely person to watch Project Runway. But I do, and it's watching stuff like this that makes me metrosexual, or a major dude with a feminine touch, or the gayest straight man you have ever seen. (I'm saying too much, aren't I?)

The fifth and latest season of PR maybe best known for the master b*tch Kenley whose unwavering stubborness and scenes of breaking down when even lightly criticized made her the pariah of the whole season. Oh, yeah, she designed clothes apparently.

I suspected a psycho side with "this one," and guess what, my suspicions were confirmed. TMZ, go!:

One of the most memorable -- and hated -- finalists from "Project Runway" is behind bars right now for allegedly fashioning a weapon out of a living, breathing, meowing cat ... and firing it at her ex-fiance!

Kenley Collins -- the trash-talking, third place loser from P.R. Season 5 --
was arrested in a Brooklyn home early yesterday morning, after the D.A.
claims she attacked her sleeping ex-fiance with anything she could get her
hands on -- including a cat, a laptop, several apples and finally ... water.
It's like a design challenge turned violent!

It's unclear what started the fight, but according to legal papers Kenley
told her ex, "You're lucky ... it could've been a lot worse."

"A laptop, several apples": I can understand. A cat is toeing the line. But water! Water! You dare splash water during a violent lashing of an ex?!

This bitch has crossed the line!

Needless to say, bitch is crazy. So crazy, I have coined a new term: Kenley crazy. As in "if the chick expects me to pay another 500 in child support, then that bitch is Kenley crazy." Corny, yes. Effective...?