They Are Actually Doing This?!

I'm glad the art of porn parodies are alive and well.

**Shakes head**

**Takes sip of morning tea**

**Buries head into hand**

**Closes eyes in agony**

**Looks back up at computer screen, fingers on the keys**

So guess what I found out this morning. They are making a porn spoof of a spoof.

**Head looks down. Shakes head**

**Takes big gulp of tea. Still agonizing**

**Fingers back on keys**

Somehow, I shouldn't be surprised that a porn parody of Scrubs will be made. I've said before that it's one of my favorite shows right now. The cast has been chosen and everything, yet, the cleverly thought out title hasn't been released (heh, released). So...

**Sharp pain goes through head. Agonizing some more**

Why am I "agonizing," you say? I mean, I love a good f*ck picture once and a while but reading the script alone just screams fan fiction rather than professional pornography. And, to my awe-inspiring surprise, someone greenlit fan fiction with a lot of f*cking in it. TMZ, thankfully, highlights all the sex scenes. Just to prime you guys, reading a porn screenplay is not what you think. They put in "sex scene" and whoever is in it without any "particulars" and "specifics." SPOILER ALERT! Have you ever wondered what a three-way between J.D., Elliot, and Turk would look like on Scrubs? Then, wonder no further.

Two things before I close this bitch out: I will not be surprised if the producers of the real show sue for copyright infringement. I bet they will shut this thing down before the first pop shot goes off. And I might have to make re-writes on my Lost fan fiction script. They'll make anything into a porn parody these days.

[Full story from TMZ here and the cast of the real and spoof Scrubs here.]

UPDATE: So they also did a porn parody of The Office with Ashlynn Brooke playing the "titular" (hehe, I was able to write it in. SCORE!) Michael Scott character. Ashlynn used to date Alfonso Ribiero (Carlton dance, anyone?) The VSFW version of the trailer is here.