The Jersey Shore D-Bag

No caption needed. I mean, look at them!

Jimmy Fallon scored a mild laugh from Monday night's Late Night program with a short film on the show's most fitting key demographic, the "Jersey Shore D-Bag." I will not bore you with the elaboration on why D-Bags and Jimmy Fallon are fit for each other like Carson Daly and...ahem...D-Bags, I mean, considering both are D-Bags in everyway.

They did one of these "Getting to Know Your Demographic" thingies in the premiere show highlighting blonde moms from Connecticut. (Nothing but silence during that.)

But this actually is a slight improvement from the poo Fallon has been flinging. Fallon still sucks in my book but to slightly a lower degree from before.

I give you the Jersey Shore D-Bags:

UPDATE: NJ's Not So Bush League After All

NJ residents, be calm. You may continue smoothing that cooch.

Brazilian wax is back on in New Jersey. (ORIGINAL STORY) Bare beave, be praised! Friday, the state reversed course on a ban on genital waxing (we've gone a long way before you could ever put 'genital waxing' on pen and paper) saying that salons will face a downturn in business ahead of bikini season.

AP, go!:

"It was an unnecessary issue," said spa owner Linda Orsuto. "In New Jersey especially, where the government has been picking our pockets for so long, it was like, 'Just stay out of our pants, will you?'"

I love how now you can just blame everything on the recession. "I robbed two stores. It was the economy's fault." "I killed my whole family because I would get fired and I don't want them to suffer." "I raped my grandma because I'm a sick f*ck...er...I mean she wouldn't give me money for the arcade." See, the economy has overtaken the top spot on the list of most used excuses. In a close second, "the condom didn't fit." Oh yes, that excuse is applicable to anything.

Not-So-Surprising News: New Jersey May Ban Brazilian Wax

NJ ♥ bush.

To prepare you for this story, I will say straight out that I am a supporter of crotchal "baldness." Nothing turns me on in a woman than a nice bare beave. In fact, if I ever get to the point that I actually "hit it," that's the one part that will be the qualifier if she's a keeper. Yeah, personality, sense of humor, and intelligence are good qualifiers too but I believe you can find that all out with just "one look." Believe me, my twelve eight five and a half three and a half inches of love will not be going on a jungle safari.

So imagine to my surprise what New Jersey's trying to do. AP, Go!:

The state Cosmetology and Hairstyling Board is moving toward a ban on genital waxing altogether after two women reported being injured.

Both women were hospitalized for infections following so-called "Brazilian"
waxes.

Technically, genital waxing has never been allowed - only the face, neck, abdomen, legs and arms are permitted. But because the bare-it-all "Brazilian" version wasn't specifically banned, state regulators haven't enforced the law.

In spite of New Jersey being the home to the Bada Bing!, Tony Soprano, Kelly Ripa, and TV anchor Brian Williams, I am completely and utterly unsurprised that New Jersey of all states will keep its women and, in certain occasions, male-folk from balding the eagle. I'm disappointed in New Jersey. Very, very disappointed. If your sewage plants, needles in the beaches, and Guidos weren't enough to bring in gullible tourists, then I think a good vag fro' will do the trick! New Jersey, you are bush league!