Holy F*ckin' Gaga!

I haven't really found the topic or the voice to write/verbalize about the crap going on in craptacular crapdom. But, hey, look! It's Lady Gaga being weird again.

Well, not necessarily acting weird but, by God, I can't take this bitch seriously when she starts wearing Kermit the Frogs as a pancho. Yes, those are dolls on her but to think this might inspire her to put on a pelt of Rolf the Hound Dog or Gonzo as a crotch piece. Oh, yeah, she's still ugly as sin.

Lady Gaga - Paparazzi - Music Video

You know that video tape in the movie The Ring in which if you watch it you get a phone call saying you have seven days to live? I think I just watched that video except I got the next seven words before I die.

Not really buying it. This is all bulllllllllllllllllllllllq34y9-w5084llllllllq23 q23 q23 q23 q23 q23 jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj5v923405v7u 90tu90wr9tu9034t9mnq0rrt8-

Gaga is a Bubbly Lady

[Socialite Life] Why, Lady Gaga? Why?

In an unintentional running theme for today, we have another female vocalist who is known more for her eccentric outward appearance and exposure to limelight than her music.

So someone at Rolling Stone decided to give Miss Lady Gaga the cover for June '09. You'd think she's naked but really she's got some crazy form fitting see-through plastic boustier with some strategically placed bubbles. Yeah, she also has no boobs so I guess I'm thankful more than ever for strategically placed bubbles.

Gaga, who looks very ordinary underneath all that fashionista gloss, talks about her background in music and her tendencies towards women. Not all that bad when you think about it. I'll admit, just like Katy Perry, Gaga can sing. She's a remarkable vocalist and very musically inclined. But I guess this appearance is what happens when you're born and raised a trust fund baby in Manhattan, right, Paris Hilton?

Lady Gaga (!)

[Socialite Life]

Lady Gaga, WTF is your appeal?

Why do people dig your music? And WTF is up with your look?

!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!1!1!!

Oh, yeah. The appeal is the catchy ass songs.

Still not a pass for the crazy ass look, though.

Lady Gaga, you've been put on notice, you zanier, German version of Christina Aguilera.