Justin Timberlake is a Motherf--ker

Color me badd.

There are plenty of guilty pleasures we hide underneath the surface and if those "pleasures" were to rise above the surface, you sho' have lots of 'splainin' to do. It was fitting to combine three guilty pleasures all in one evening: Justin Timberlake, watching Saturday Night Live, and f--king mothers (other mothers, not your own).

Timberlake and nerdcore rap extraordinaire Andy Samburg got rid of their gift-wrapped dick boxes and went with this raunchy yet understandable ode to doing each other's mother. And it totally worked, dammit.

SNL works for entertainers like Timberlake. He has charisma and acting and comedic chops. And he goes up there with the recurring hosts that you know can make an instant impact on the show (i.e. Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin).

Timberlake also linked up with Jimmy Fallon (douche) to collaborate on The Barry Gibb Talk Show, which is still a favorite [guilty pleasure] of mine.

Trouser Snake Timberlake's SNL appearance vids:

Frylock Sings Autotune, Shawty!

You can thank this man for the robot melodies you will hear on your next Aqua Teen tweeking adventure.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Adult Swim is a niche show for a segmented niche audience, meaning not everyone will get what's happening and it caters to a small amount of people. In fact, if you're not a habitual acid-laced, purple-leaf chronic smoker, then this show will not make sense to you. Try watching the show clear-eyed and sober. The best you'll do as far as understanding this show is failed impressions of Meatwad and Carl the neighbor.

With that said, Tallahassee Pain, a.k.a. T-Pain, will appear as Frylock in a live-action episode of the show. Hm. It's somewhat fitting, though, because the guy who voices Frylock is black and they got the closest person is black and could look like a french fry box given the right clothes. Pain is virtually a robot singer with his crazy autotune, which essentially turns the worst of singers into opera versions of the Lost in Space robot. And if his robotic vocals aren't enough, he looks like the ringmaster of a circus for poor, disadvantaged, inner-city youths. He also, apparently, is a fan of the fast food mystery solvers. (They haven't solved a mystery in five seasons.)

Entertainment Weekly "exclusively" posted news of the Aqua Teen ep, which includes a stranger looking Master Shake, a close to perfect replica of Carl the neighbor, and Meatwad as a big red rubber exercise ball. (WTF?)

I thought this was stange news considering T-Pain makes Lil' Jon look like he's on Ritalin. Anyways, here's an added bonus. T-Pain and Justin Timberlake, who is not in the live action Aqua Teen, at least to my knowledge, together in a hot song:

Here's an added, added bonus. An introduction to Aqua Teen in the worst possible way, and that is "Hand Banana Rape":

He's Barry F'n Gibb!

Chest hair and crazy cool medallions. Douchiness at its finest.

Sometimes, I'd like to think I'm not a douchebag. But there's little time to explain the reasons why I may be so. While you're conjuring up some ideas, here's ace douche Jimmy Fallon at his best (and I say that very loosely) doing his SNL skit as Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees hosting a political talk show. (Again, someone decided to throw darts at a wall of ideas.) I actually find this f'n hilarious but I tend to forget that Fallon is a high-pitched, bearded sissy boy with Tourette's. Barry Gibb is not half bad either. Oh, yeah. There's Justin Timberlake as Barry's running partner Robin Gibb. (Who would have played Maurice Gibb? Joey F'n Fatone? Lance F'n Bass?)

UPDATE: The douchebag Fallon is on Rachael Ray right now. HTF is this day happening?