In an alternate reality, Michael Jackson owns a convenience store.
I have three words for you: Indian Muthaf'n Thriller. 14 million views on YouTube since its debut in 2006. This thing has it all: singing, dancing, a pretty hot chick, and all the covert racism that Michael Richards can spread around.
No more reading. More laughing your ass off:
No more reading. More laughing your ass off:
