Gizmo and Mr. T. A match made in heaven.
Oh, Shawne Merriman. Oh, oh, oh, Tila Tequila.
*Shakes head*
So Merriman was arrested over the weekend, accused of choking his girlfriend, Ms. Tequila, who apparently is still bisexual. I should not add creedance to this story because it appears to be a domestic spat between two consenting adults and whatever crazy frivolities went down in their million dollar house. But it is Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman. Merriman has proven his mettle as one of the best defensive players in football, yet has constantly clashed with management over outside-the-field issues. And Tila Tequila got famous for adding sparkly text on her MySpace page.
Whatever. I love how this has white trash written all over it except, oops, it's exactly not.
As an added bonus, here's Gizmo from Gremlins rapping. Who knew?
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