Cooter Looter: ...And the Other Crap of the Day

I steal stories. You read them. It's a win-win, fool.

LeBron Loves Coke

If you thought the first Nike MVPuppets sketch implied a little something about Lebron James going Scarface on that china whyte, then here's a redubbed vid of the Lebron puppet "loving" cocaine (!)

Shamwow! It's Paper Towels!

It's the best thing since the Shamwow! PAPER TOWELS! Holy shit! I spilled soy sauce!

Mr. T Pities the Fool...and Peanuts and Cracker Jacks

When I think of the best vocalists in the world, Mr. T doesn't necessarily pop into my consciousness. But he apparently practiced and performed "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley Field, continuing the dubious trend of non-singing celebrities to rape the 7th inning tradition in Chicago.

Fo' it's 1...2...3 strikes you out!

Trash TV Returns

I don't care how groundbreaking MTV's The Real World has been to television. Those serious talks about AIDS and alcoholism and sexism and homophobia got squirted into a napkin a long time ago. I blame the Las Vegas cast for starting it.

Anyways, after a botched attempt to revive consciousness in the series, RW relocates to Cancun. I wonder if social issues come up now. I believe they tackle world hunger in this one...and, also, lesbianism...and, yes, body shots in cravasses you didn't know you had.

Oh, yeah. Big Brother returns to CBS in July. We could really use a house full of 20-somethings and at least one MILF again just like Season 9.

Finally, Here's Neil Patrick Harris Dancing with Elmo. ENJOY!

Paul Rudd on Sesame Street: I Approve!

Paul Rudd has tackled roles on homosexuality and obesity, as well as taken roles as a 'shroom-taking father, a desperate man-friend, and an ex-boyfriend of near-stalker proportions. But Sesame Street was the venue for his most important role yet: singing, dancing planet advocating the importance of being "green." For some reason, I thought Oscar the Grouch was that show's permanent advocate of being "green," not just because of his color.

Anyways, Rudd is extremely likable in this role and he definitely doesn't put on the "look at me, I'm a celebrity, out of place in a studio full of Muppets" kind of role.

Now, if only we got Seth Rogen to pull a role on the Street. He'd probably teach Grover the importance of cultivation and growth hydroponic goods on a street window sill.

More Rudd here as well:

WTF is Ricky Gervais Doing on "Sesame Street"

It's like so freakin' windy outside. I guess I make blogs inside. Stand still so I can make blogs on your face!

Cute and cuddly. I was describing the fat Brit.

This vid has actually been up for a while but I figure since I'm the only person to inject the f-word, s-word, and v-word into a post about Sesame Street, then I shall make haste to post this. So Mr. Ricky Gervais (are you having a laugh? **twist glasses**) made a guest appearance on the show that basically reared my childhood (because nothing says wholesome than a dumb gay giant bird and his unbelievably high brown elephant). Gervais' appearance will air in November. But the AP captured this creative banter I never thought would involve a Sesame Street character.



Did he just ask Elmo about necrophilia? I guess that trumps the time Neil Patrick Harris asked Grover about Ben-Wah balls.

I find it amazing when actors who have done raunchy roles in the past suddenly do an about face and appear on Sesame Street or Shining Time Station. You know what I'm talking about with Shining Time Station. You knew when you saw George Carlin playing the tiny conductor guy telling stories about Thomas the Tank Engine that the man, who was known for the 7 words you can't say on television, was there for a paycheck. Besides, he made up for that mess by giving road head in the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back movie.

See, I knew this Sesame Street post would still come out as dirty as ever.

"Fraggle Rock" F's My Sh*t Up!

You in da' Rock, bitch!

If you get to know me intimately (ooo, intimate), you will know that I kinda flub some of the statements and claims I make just to gain some relatability. So when I say that Fraggle Rock was my sh*t back in the day, then I'm fibbing because I never watched an episode of the underground Sesame Street. Yet when I came across this vid today, da' Rock instantly became my sh*t. Let me clear my throat...

Just so you know, that was that insufferable Let Me Clear My Throat joint back in the day. You know, when the local R&B / rap station finishes its late night, nightclub live set, then they have nothing else to play so they blast DJ Kool and Biz Markie. Eh. You don't have my life either.

I lmao with the Fraggle Rock joint but I still think this one owns.