The Porn Industry Ran Out of Ideas

Let's leave it to porno to help us jerk off to hilarity.

Earlier this year, I pointed out the production of the Scrubs porn parody and how it made me gag and nag at the fact that one of my favorite shows on television is getting such a dubious treatment. Of course, during the course of the year, I said screw it and let's see the JD parody have a three-way with the Elliot parody and Todd parody. (Really, sex can't be that rampant in a hospital.) I thought they would stop short of just Scrubs, Keeping Up with the Kardashians (bad idea for a parody, BTW), and The Office, which looked to be a tough thing to parody what with making Dwight F-able and turning Michael Scott into a big boobed blonde. (Kudos to that casting coup. Bravo!) But now we got more of that same parody stuff coming (notice, no attempt at double entendre there).

Here are the shows being parodied. Keep in mind, all are SFW. But if you can't wait longer, you can pop in your DVDs of 30 Rock and imagine Tina Fey's Liz Lemon getting poled (there, an, albeit, poor attempt at double entendre):

Scrubs: XXX Parody

Aside from all the sex, are there HPA rules on intercourse all over a hospital. Geez, seriously.

30 Rock: XXX Parody

I'd like to point out that all the characters have their names blatantly changed, because, of course, lawsuits galore. Still, you got to love how the black porn actor tries poorly at matching the comedic insanity of Tracy Morgan. I'm a black robot muthafucka.

Seinfeld: XXX Parody

Of course, this one caught my eye for the worst parody of the bunch. Then again, when you have the "Porn Nazi," all bets are off. Eh. At least the hair department did a good job with the Elaine haircut and then keeping it on the actress' head during those, ahem, movable parts.

Friends: XXX Parody

Rachelle? Freebie? Moanica?! Of course, watch out for the big Russ and Rachelle love scene. They're always breaking up and getting back together a lot. Those kids.

That '70's Show: XXX Parody

It has everything you loved about the TV series and as an extra bonus, there's no Ashton Kutcher. Sidebar: I never liked Laura Prepon as an actress and I still don't. She's like nails on a chalkboard.

Entourage: XXX Parody

Well, with the sex in the actual show, isn't the parody already in the show? Funny how they make a parody within the parody. Those kids.

The X Files: XXX Parody

And when you thought Gillian Anderson wasn't any more F-able... Still, this is dubbed a "Dark XXX Parody." Isn't that reserved for the porn parodies of The Cosby Show or Good Times or The Jeffersons?

They Are Actually Doing This?!

I'm glad the art of porn parodies are alive and well.

**Shakes head**

**Takes sip of morning tea**

**Buries head into hand**

**Closes eyes in agony**

**Looks back up at computer screen, fingers on the keys**

So guess what I found out this morning. They are making a porn spoof of a spoof.

**Head looks down. Shakes head**

**Takes big gulp of tea. Still agonizing**

**Fingers back on keys**

Somehow, I shouldn't be surprised that a porn parody of Scrubs will be made. I've said before that it's one of my favorite shows right now. The cast has been chosen and everything, yet, the cleverly thought out title hasn't been released (heh, released). So...

**Sharp pain goes through head. Agonizing some more**

Why am I "agonizing," you say? I mean, I love a good f*ck picture once and a while but reading the script alone just screams fan fiction rather than professional pornography. And, to my awe-inspiring surprise, someone greenlit fan fiction with a lot of f*cking in it. TMZ, thankfully, highlights all the sex scenes. Just to prime you guys, reading a porn screenplay is not what you think. They put in "sex scene" and whoever is in it without any "particulars" and "specifics." SPOILER ALERT! Have you ever wondered what a three-way between J.D., Elliot, and Turk would look like on Scrubs? Then, wonder no further.

Two things before I close this bitch out: I will not be surprised if the producers of the real show sue for copyright infringement. I bet they will shut this thing down before the first pop shot goes off. And I might have to make re-writes on my Lost fan fiction script. They'll make anything into a porn parody these days.

[Full story from TMZ here and the cast of the real and spoof Scrubs here.]

UPDATE: So they also did a porn parody of The Office with Ashlynn Brooke playing the "titular" (hehe, I was able to write it in. SCORE!) Michael Scott character. Ashlynn used to date Alfonso Ribiero (Carlton dance, anyone?) The VSFW version of the trailer is here.