'The Monster's' Ex is in a Video, Too

How Rihanna got her groove back. Despite the media portrayal of her being the victim to a violent domestic spat with Chris Brown, Ms. 'Robyn F', as she was addressed in a court complaint against Brown, still proved her sexiness in this weird yet aesthetically-pleasing music video for Kanye West's "Paranoid".

She got to spin on a tourniquet, make expressive faces, many of them smiles BTW, and got to drive what appears to be a Mach 5 in front of a white projection sheet. Say what you will about who's right between CB and Rihanna, but principles is principles, right? Do you beat down with brute force hit a woman? Well, if she works for you every night on a street corner on Hollywood Boulevard, then all bets are off.

Oh, yeah, Chris Brown acted a fool today, too.

This Can Only Help His Character

Chris Brown hit, not in that way, the YouTubes yesterday to pimp out his new album and his innocence. And aside from being as "thugnificent" as hell about clearing his name (you know that pesky little brush up with that one other R&B singer) and sending love to his fans (he still has some?), it didn't help with his usual collaborator Bow Wow backing him up with a "beleed dat," which, of course, means "believe that" in hood rat terms.

Oh, young lil' pup Chris. Can you at least show some humility?

The Rihanna-Chris Brown Story...in Sock Puppet Form

Racist? Hardly.

The folks at Mediocre Films has finally made a movie that will give me a good, clear understanding of this whole Rihanna-Chris Brown business. I mean, someone could have made a real-life re-enactment of the whole thing with Meagan Good playing Rihanna and Ne-Yo playing Chris Brown (I still can't tell the difference between Brown and Ne-Yo. I think, the difference is one beats his girlfriend with the public knowing and the other one knows how to beat a woman without the media getting all up in it. I have no evidence supporting that claim but I think if you get Ne-Yo rawled up enough, you might bring out that vicious wife-beater. I think that's the same for everyman in the world. Sensitivity be damned.) We instead get the purist form of re-enactment art there is...sock puppets.


Someone said this was racist. Racist? Where?

I have mostly resisted posting the Rihanna story out of the ridiculous turns it has gone to. She gets beat the f' up. He says he's sorry. Rihanna goes back to Chris. Now, they're singing duets? WTF? At least their love is as enduring and forgiving as Ike and Tina or Bobby and Whitney or Bill and Hillary.