Step 1: Get High...

Dr. Christopher Turk prescribes you marijuana for the party fever.

My rationale for this post is that it's exactly one month since April 20. But there shouldn't be a set date to take care of your weed smoking responsibilities. Anytime is good. So with that said, on 5/20, I present Alien Weed from Funnyordie.com, which is slowly becoming my favorite website on the internets.

In it, we got the black dude from Clueless and the lil' black boy from The Cosby Show all grown up and rapping about the time they smoked that alien chronic. Doesn't make sense to me but when you smoke weed should anything? (Vid is here) One more note: they tried to make black dudes look like aliens with cheap green on skin. At least we got some alien booty action...

Marijuana Will Not Be Legalized, My Black President Says

Well, there goes my question. Mr. Obama cleared the air and the marijuana smoke about reefer legalization by giving a gentle but profound 'no' to it during today's interactive town hall meeting. It was actually among the most asked questions by the internet community. Mr. President, yes, it does say something about the people on the interwebs. We are judgmental stoners who blog, play World of Warcraft, and look at porn all day. (Guess which two of the three I do constantly.)

This whole black president thing may be backfiring. Did we make the right decision? Stay tuned.