Katharine's Got 'Paparazzi Protection'

Trust me. That's Katharine McPhee.

Funny or Die is once again helping an otherwise unfunny celebrity get all hilarious and what not, this time with a vid about Quween, Katharine McPhee's "paparazzi protection."

Quween apparently got up from her box she was sleeping in and came to the American Idol runner-up's rescue (video here) when she was just walking down the street in L.A. She was bat shit crazy then and, in this vid, she's bat shit crazy now. And now, thanks to viral internets and all those blogging trends and Jello pudding, Quween will be appearing next season on Dancing with the Stars. I called it!

Can we get back to Katherine McPhee, though? I mean, besides her DO-ability, she is so cute and so beautiful. And she sings like an angel. She would be the perfect wife.

What?

She's married?

To who?

Who?!

He's 45?!

Step 1: Get High...

Dr. Christopher Turk prescribes you marijuana for the party fever.

My rationale for this post is that it's exactly one month since April 20. But there shouldn't be a set date to take care of your weed smoking responsibilities. Anytime is good. So with that said, on 5/20, I present Alien Weed from Funnyordie.com, which is slowly becoming my favorite website on the internets.

In it, we got the black dude from Clueless and the lil' black boy from The Cosby Show all grown up and rapping about the time they smoked that alien chronic. Doesn't make sense to me but when you smoke weed should anything? (Vid is here) One more note: they tried to make black dudes look like aliens with cheap green on skin. At least we got some alien booty action...