Ashley Tisdale Makes Obama Blush

I am exactly one whole day older than Ashley Tisdale.

I actually have nothing of point to say to that except that it makes me feel like I'm close to her already.

Anyways, Tisdale is one of those chicks I knew would be important enough to get my (balls') attention. And if being on The Suite Life with Zack and Cody weren't enough to grab my attention (because, apparently, that's all I watched during college), she shook her lil' ass around with the High School Musical folk.

Speaking of hot lil' pieces of girly mess shaking their asses, Ashley danced circles around an Obama-impersonator on some Spanish show or something. Don't ask me. I wish Ashley danced on my pelvis. Seriously, like stomping on my nuts and shit.

(You can tell how horny I've been in today's posts. Good Lord, I shouldn't be blogging right now.)

Marijuana Will Not Be Legalized, My Black President Says

Well, there goes my question. Mr. Obama cleared the air and the marijuana smoke about reefer legalization by giving a gentle but profound 'no' to it during today's interactive town hall meeting. It was actually among the most asked questions by the internet community. Mr. President, yes, it does say something about the people on the interwebs. We are judgmental stoners who blog, play World of Warcraft, and look at porn all day. (Guess which two of the three I do constantly.)

This whole black president thing may be backfiring. Did we make the right decision? Stay tuned.