'PR's' Kenley Responds to Cat-Throwing Incident (B*tch Still Crazy)

In between all the meetings and duties of my actual job, I still spend my time to make you idolize me. Now, idolize, dammit! Idolize!

Do not believe a thing this bitch says.

You have to admit one thing. Without Project Runway on-the-air and in limbo, Ms. Kenley Collins definitely keeps that show culturally relevant. (Although, I'm still dumbfounded as to how Mr. Acid-burned face Seal reeled in Heidi Klum. It's amongst the biggest puzzles I have yet to form.)

So Kenley is responding to the infamous cat throwing incident against her ex-boyfriend, which Kenley herself calls a regular Tuesday morning. (ORIGINAL STORY) She tells EW.com exclusively (f*ck, do I ever hate Entertainment Weekly) that she "gently" tossed her cat on the ex's bed during an argument. And, oh yeah, she viciously threw a laptop computer, apples, and "some" water. Out of this, she finagled her way to downgrading her arrest charges connected to the alleged tantrum from felony assault to misdemeanor assault (AP says anyways).

Bottom line: no pussy...cat is safe from this delusional bitch. No $2,500 MacBook Pro is either. And until Ms. Collins finds me and puts me in a knee brace/neck brace/iron lung/cock cast, then I have no problem tearing this pussy...cat-throwing chick down.

Oh, f*ck! Did I just goad this bitch into finding me?

Here's Kenley during the season five finale:

"Project Runway" B*tch = Total Fail

Kenley. Oh, Kenley.

I am the most unlikely person to watch Project Runway. But I do, and it's watching stuff like this that makes me metrosexual, or a major dude with a feminine touch, or the gayest straight man you have ever seen. (I'm saying too much, aren't I?)

The fifth and latest season of PR maybe best known for the master b*tch Kenley whose unwavering stubborness and scenes of breaking down when even lightly criticized made her the pariah of the whole season. Oh, yeah, she designed clothes apparently.

I suspected a psycho side with "this one," and guess what, my suspicions were confirmed. TMZ, go!:

One of the most memorable -- and hated -- finalists from "Project Runway" is behind bars right now for allegedly fashioning a weapon out of a living, breathing, meowing cat ... and firing it at her ex-fiance!

Kenley Collins -- the trash-talking, third place loser from P.R. Season 5 --
was arrested in a Brooklyn home early yesterday morning, after the D.A.
claims she attacked her sleeping ex-fiance with anything she could get her
hands on -- including a cat, a laptop, several apples and finally ... water.
It's like a design challenge turned violent!

It's unclear what started the fight, but according to legal papers Kenley
told her ex, "You're lucky ... it could've been a lot worse."

"A laptop, several apples": I can understand. A cat is toeing the line. But water! Water! You dare splash water during a violent lashing of an ex?!

This bitch has crossed the line!

Needless to say, bitch is crazy. So crazy, I have coined a new term: Kenley crazy. As in "if the chick expects me to pay another 500 in child support, then that bitch is Kenley crazy." Corny, yes. Effective...?