Showing posts with label Tom Green. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Green. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My God, Fox News is Dumb

Yesterday, I posted video of forthright Canadian mental case Tom Green in an expletive-laden outburst against Fox News and Red Eye moderator Greg Gutfeld. (ORIGINAL STORY) Green's tirade was in response to Gutfeld and a panel of "young, edgy, patriotic conservatives" essentially reaming Canada for making plans on scaling back its forces from Afghanistan. Gutfeld even questioned whether Canada had an actual military. Bottom line, the panel lashed at Canada for depending on the U.S. while "terrorism" still exists. Here is the video with that segment from Red Eye:




The way the Red Eye panel (do I even call them political and journalistic aficionados?) reamed Canada without knowing a single shred of fact about the country and apparently going on stereotype to make a satrically-sounding point is f'n bullshit. I'm not saying this to make this an all anti-Fox News rhetoric but to think you know everything there is about Canada and then dismiss them as cowards and deserters is simply hiding behind the fact that your knowledge of everything is lacking. And I hate it when they say that terrorism is still rampant because they rely on the government to know that terrorist attacks happen. Open your eyes to the Middle East and see for yourself what's happening. It's far worse than you could possibly imagine. And American's are not always the primary target. Iraqis are killing their own. What are we going to do about the innocent people dying? We don't do shit for these people yet you "panelist" sit there on your high horse and ream Canada for taking an economical-induced break from fighting? That's like a bully making fun of a kid who farts in public when every freaking person by nature moves their bowels. Half of America can't afford to feed themselves yet you talk about spending $500 billion more on the fighting over there just to stem terrorism hundreds of thousands of miles away? Spend the money here. And if you're going to spend the money on terrorism, spend it on stopping homegrown terrorism and lend some of that money to protect the borders and replenish the armies that Canada and Mexico don't have.

Tom Green deserved to be pissed at these guys. It's jerk offs like them who make other Americans look so GD stupid.

I hate being political on a comedy news blog. I need to smoke. Uh. Oh, yeah, legalize reefer! All reefer, man.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Crazy Canadian: 'F**k You, Fox News'


The crazy thing about this is he actually made a point.

There is no surprise when you can associate Tom Green with something degrading or just downright weird. But the ex-Celebrity Apprentice hopeful came on the offensive after an appearance on Fox News' Red Eye, which is the stupid ass "edgy" show that caters to the young conservative.

According to Comedy Central's Indecision blog, Red Eye host Greg Gutfeld ripped Canada for scaling back its troops from Afghanistan. Gutfeld apparently said something to the effect of "Canada? They have an army? Really?" All this was said after Tom, a Canadian, made an appearance on the late night show.

So that leads us to this video clip where instead of Tom Green milking a cow or humping a dead moose or putting his bum on your lips, we get...er...the same Tom but with a little more compassion and a whole lotta expletives (SNSFW, unless you have balls and don't mind attracting stares toward your work station, then by all means turn this sucker up):




Of course, Gutfeld made an on-air apology. But don't you find it trippy that between Fox News and Tom Green, it's Fox that looks like it made more fool of its self than Tom Green?