Dan Harris is a Jackass

ABC News correspondent Dan Harris is the man to see for the hard hitting, accurate journalism we look for in this era of modern information-sharing. If any part of that statement is true, then may I be pummeled and slashed with razor blades by 80 fat topless women. That's right. No fat topless women with razor blades here.

So Harris provided that brand of hard hitting interviewing when he sat down with Entourage guest star Jamie-Lynn Sigler, who plays herself playing another chick playing a girlfriend of the second least attractive member of the Vince crew, shlubby Turtle. Sigler also dates the guy who plays shlubby Turtle, Jerry Ferrera. And like the hard hitting, fact checking journalist that he is, Harris asks Sigler, to the effect of "do you think hot girls like you will date fat jackasses like Turtle?" And from there, awkwardness and uncomfortability ensues.

If that wasn't enough, Harris provides commentary on the interview knowing he didn't know that Sigler and Ferrera are dating. Bottom line, Harris and ABC are jackasses for thinking they can get the hip, Hollywood stories and knowing them all without research. No sarcastic remark here. I just want to take pride and self-satisfication in seeing Harris squearm when he finds out the truth. Toodles!